From the north, get to the 110 going south into downtown LA. Take the “6th St/4th St/I-110 S” exit toward “Downtown/Wilshire Blvd/3rd St”, then take exit 23C toward “3rd St/2nd St”. Take a quick left onto South Beaudry Avenue, the first right onto Miramar, a slight left at Third Street, and then follow the directions above onto Lucas and Emerald.

1. Check out the clips on You Tube (also in French (well, Quebecois, anyhow) for Le Petit Oui Oui, et. al.). Full of drunkenness and debauchery, eh?

2. A reason to goof on our local hashers who hail from “The Great White North”, eh? Plus, on the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a beer.

3. Assault and battery is punished in hockey by sitting in a box for two minutes. And as our Brit hashers all know, Dec 26 is “Boxing Day”. QED, eh?

So it’s your chance to “get oot – and aboot” during the holidays, “take off” to hit the ice at two different locations in beautiful downtown LA, see how many signs you can spot with Norq-like names, such as “Ice”, “Moose” and “Maple” (the holy trinity of the Frostback “culture”, eh?), and sample genuine Canuck food and beverages (a/k/a strange brew), eh?

In line with that theme, the on on on will be at a place with the cheapest beer in the hood (Florida hashers like Retracted will recall that the “Je me souviens” on the Quebec license plate translates as “We don’t tip”, eh?), where you also can put vinegar all over your french fries, eh?

Special recognition for Hoser. Bring your eh game. Beauty.