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| Saturday, January 2 2010, 3 PM Happy New Beer Run 2010 | |
|---|---|
| Run | 69 |
| Hares | Retracted and Almost Perfect Asshole |
| Location | Chatsworth, home of the porn industry and text-sending train drivers |
| Thomas Guide | 500 B4 |
| Cost | $5 |
| Take the 101 north (that's toward Ventura). Get off at De Soto Ave and go north on DeSoto to Devonshire Street. Left on Devonshire and when you get to Canoga Avenue turn right into the parking lot of the Ralphs at that intersection. LFH at the rear of Ralphs (There is limited parking at the rear of Ralphs so latecomers may have to park in the front of Ralph's, then walk around back). | |
| Cum join us on a tour of the Hollywood of porn movies, escorted by our very own Almost Perfect Asshole, who not only lives in Chatsworth, but was once one of Amerca's leading porn stars. Second only to John Holmes in penile dimensions, he went by the screen name of Dick Turdpin, though female porn stars at the time called him, affectionately, Back Door Bob. The on-on-on will be at McG's Irish Pub & Grill which is just across the street from the run start/end and boasts 3,000 beers on tap (well, at least 30). It's a frequent hangout for blue-movie makers so you may catch a gimpse of your favorite porn star (though you might not recognize her/him with her/his clothes on). | |